Amy, a blonde Texan city girl marries a Texas rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the rancher says to Amy, “The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow’s stall in the barn. [...]

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for the New Year
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and [...]

“I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today…. He married a texas girl, I want you to know. Kayrn is with us. A west Texas girl, just like me.”
- President George W. Bush
{Doesn’t anyone edit his speeches before he opens his big mouth}

Hello everyone,
Just thought I would log a message here in my blog. Haven’t wrtten much since getting here in September because of lack of internet bandwidth. Last week its been Sunny and cold. This morning the rains came, so now its cold and rainy.
Brrrr I am looking for an apartment down in [...]

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She’s eating her hand!!

Baby in Tub

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Taking a break to look at the camera.

Smiling

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Just washed and ready for the Day.