You Know You’re From Canton If…..

1) Your options for going out passed eleven pm include:

-Steak and Shake

-Wal Mart

-Sheetz

-Denny’s

2) You went to high school with someone who lives close to one of the band members from Relient K.

3) Your parents went to high school with or dated someone who went to high school with Marilyn Manson.

4) You spend an extra ten minutes driving around downtown just because you missed one turn.

5) You slow almost to a stop on the highway because of construction.

6) You’ve had Macy Gray’s mom in class.

7) You refuse to wear the colors orange and black, even around Halloween.

You drive all of the way through the park just avoid construction.

9) You’re not even a football fan but somehow your life revolves around football.

10) You’ve wondered why there is a North Canton, Canton South, and East Canton but no Canton West.

11) Your elementry school field trips included going to Aultman Hospital, The Canton Museum of Art, The Football Hall of Fame and The Natatorium.

12) You lock your doors because you anticipate driving passed mini-ghettos, such as Highland Park, for two minutes.

13) You can’t drive all of the way down a road because it randomly turns into a oneway.